Gotta Love New England

  

Here  is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New   Englanders...

"Forget  Rednecks ......."

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you  assistance
and they don't work there, you live in New  England .
           
If  you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in New  England .

If you've  had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong  number,
you live in New  England .
             
If  'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City
for the  weekend, you live in New England .

If you  measure distance in hours,
you live in New  England .
           
If  you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once, you live  in New  England .
            
If  you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the
same day and back  again, you live in New England .
            
If  you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a

raging blizzard  without flinching, you live in New England .
            
If  you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both  unlocked, you live in New England .
             
If  you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how
to use them,  you live in New England .
            
If  you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you  live in New  England .
             
If  the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and
everybody  is
passing you, you live in New England .
            
If  driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with  snow,you live in New England .
            
If  you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road  construction, you live in New England .

If you have more miles on  your snow blower than your car,
you live in New England .
           
If  you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England .
             
If  there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England .

If you  think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England .