This is another e-mail that I got that I thought was well worth repeating.
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, there is a large German-speaking population.
A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his
pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben darin
gescheissen.' (Translation: Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it.)
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama,I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
h/t - Unkawill